i literally remember thinking back in 2011 “man girls are so nice and cute and beautiful it’s too bad i’m straight i’d totally date a girl”
"wait a minute"
Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.