lmao didn’t get into oxford

(Source: human)


*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese


"the robin in teen titans doesnt have dick graysons personality!!!!!"



I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.


Me bein literally so hot on holiday


That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.


making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again