funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens


devilsmadvocate:

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

wow it’s almost like some kind of large lizard-like creatures roamed the earth at some point and left fossilized remnants of their bodies behind that ancient cultures were trying to make sense of


Marceline: Bonnie??? Nah what a nerd what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Princess Bubblegum spill out of jacket] w-what a spoiled nine year old i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of PB scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

drunktrophywife:

braig:

cyberpagan:

why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one


monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate


what she says: im fine
what she means: rick riordan destroyed leo valdez's and calypso's characters just so he could pair them up

playing michael buble VERY loudly to attracted the ladies


last night i went to a gay club/bar for the first time and it was so fun and nice and i just felt so safe and happy im  a lam eo


lazyleezard:


Reyna handed back the letter. ‘Right. That won’t worry them at all’

I still can’t believe the Hunters said XOX to two males and that Theyna is totally canon

lazyleezard:

Reyna handed back the letter. ‘Right. That won’t worry them at all’

I still can’t believe the Hunters said XOX to two males and that Theyna is totally canon


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