sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME


book: male character, blond hair
tumblr: alex pettyfer

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)


(Source: hawkmans)


lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties


apupy:

imagine this shit spinning above your face at 200 mph

(Source: pan-pizza)


coldwarkids2:

straight people are so weird every time two queer people are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and everytime a boy and a girl are near each other theyre like ARE YOU DATING and every time two genderless void creatures from The Beyond are near each other theyre like ARE Y


bigeisamazing:

when “superwholockians” or whatever they call themselves leave “we know how to kill and hide bodies properly” responses on a post

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intensional:

Steal His Look: Sam Pepper

Black Garbage Bag - $7


addisonisthebest:

dad: are u listening to gregorian chants

me: 

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